Marvel and whatever else pops up ♢

 

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

(Source: sandandglass)

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

adhore:

let’s play “who can eat all their popcorn before the movie even starts”

canaryko:

There was this couple from my school quacking aggressively at each other outside of the Walmart today it got pretty intense.

canaryko:

There was this couple from my school quacking aggressively at each other outside of the Walmart today it got pretty intense.

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

derelictjet:

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is…